On New Year's day, the topic of New Year's resolutions came up with my family, and I declared that I was making the "George Costanza" New Year's resolutions. Yes, that's right! In an episode of "Seinfeld", George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house.
So, for my resolutions, I'm going to do the opposite:
1. I'm not going to exercise this year.
2. I'm going to gain weight.
3. I'm going to spend as much money as I want and not save a penny!
4. I'm going to rack up my credit card debt and max out on all my credit cards.
5. I'm going to eat as much as want, when I want.
So far I've broken all of these resolutions, and here it is the 4th day of January.
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